March 2013
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January 2013
126 posts
my grandma just got facebook and my mum just threatened to take away my phone if i didnt add her
i fucking added her and she blocked me
do the people in iceland just name things by sneezing
Step aside, Iceland.
Wales win this round.
are there japanese schoolgirls obsessed with british cartoons? hardcore pingu fans?
did u know ur earlobes are the same distance apart as ur nipples goodnight
actually got out a measuring tape to see if you telling the truth
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:
u never know what u got til it’s gone
- Me: procrastinating on tumblr
- My parents: can you please-
- Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
When a teacher sends you to take something to another room
When I decide to clean: →
goo.gl
When I’m told to clean:
- me: why am i so fat
- me: eats 17 pizzas
- me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
- me: eats entire family
- me: why
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
there were no humans in cars
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
